My kid has lousy timing. I was going to make some posts, and my son had to go and be born on the 16th. Appearantly, nine months was too long to wait to get out of my wife. I was in the hospital with the wifey since the 14th. There were some complications since he was this was about a month early. My wife said she won't let me touch her for a month, so I should be a regular poster for the next month probably. I need to get out my frustration somewhere. If I can't get busy, maybe Agavus can.

The humor aside-my son is healthy and doing well: 6 pounds and 5 onces and 14 inches. He was named Bao after my father. His middle name is Morella, my mother's maiden name.

For those of you that have children; shall no longer mock you.

Ha ha ha, you poor bastard, you're a dad now! Congrats on having a healthy baby, wishes of happiness to you and your wife, and feel free to use the AUG to get your fictional characters some lovin'. I certainly have!

Oh you can still mock chief. It's just self-deprecating humor now.